Thursday, June 11, 2009

Immmmm baccckkkkkkkkk


WHUDDDDUPPPP NOBODIES!

LMAOOO dizzamnnn, its been like 2000 years and 88 minutes since i updated this ish!

yikes..where do i begin.. oh yea.. KILL YO SELF! man on man, what is up free world! alot has happened since i posted some of my baller ass creations/anecdotes for yall freeloading ass blogin ass internet ass niggas (and crackas, spics, asian rice eaters) to read. most ppl say would say something like "well i been busy blah blah blah" WRONG!!! LMAO, my black ass just aint feel like typin nothing for the past few umpteenth months. but im back like crack on a niggas pay stack. got a video i just made thats rendering up as i TYPE THIS SON SON! some of yall will get it.. u others will not.oh well.. i got some ish to discuss though such ass: My greatness, my greatness, trey songz dissin rkelly (wtf he thinkin) this new Twitter phenomenon, lupe ol lame non droppin ass.. and some other ish.. STAY POSTED..anddddd IM OUT!, out like niggas at kfc when them free coupons dropped!! PEACE

Monday, October 6, 2008

Voting

..... FIRST OFF... F**K YOU..

now, all i had to do was go and turn in my registration form and i thought it would a jolly ol good time.. WRONGGGGGGG. first of all i had to drive downtown and everybody know downtown is full of these GAY DICK IN THE BOOTY ONE WAY STREETS with NO WHERE TO PARK. GOT DAMNNNN!. so i see the building that i need to go to and, theres only a bus lane that says no parking! WTF!. so i pass by it and make a right and circle around and end up at the same damn spot! than i ask a guy where to park and he says go around back!... i drive around back into the parking lot and a sign says... PRIVATE PARKING ONLY! WTFFF. so i drive back out and circle the building a 3RD TIME. by this time i see A SMALL ASS sign that says Court room parking in parking deck 1 block East. WTF DIRECTION IS EAST. could atleast point arrow towards it. DAMNNN. so i circle the building the 5th and i see the parking deck AND ITS ONE SPOT OPEN AT THE DAMN TOP!. but i digress, so i park and exit the 5 floor deck, VIA STEPS! and manage to find the court building... after entering and getting spot SEARCHED BY COPS! i enter a elevator and come across from a reception desk and they tell me that im in THE WRONG BUILDING!... "ohhh this is the NEW court room building, you need to be in the OLD court room building".... NIGGA WTF!?. and she aint even know where it was at.. so i go back outside, and i ask this black young attractive lady if she knew where the OLD court room building was... she points across the street and i go there.. and she was WRONGGGGGG! stupid hoe! so i ask a white guy and he says, "YES, buddy, the building is over there---->"... so i go and i finally turn in my voters registration form... the end.

i almost said F**k it and was about to just go back home lol... but i made it!

the man tried to stop me from turning the form in but i FOUGHT IT!

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Tilapia...

so i went to a chinese buffet place. (shout out to rapF)... and i decided to try this dish called Tilapia. Now i heard this joint was like the best fish in the world or something and plus it was being served by some chinese niggas and we all know they can cook the hell outta some seafood. first off its a big as fish in my plate. not diced into nuggets or fried, or head chopped off... none of that. It was the whole damn fish like somebody went fishing that morning and just threw that joint onto a open fire and served that bad boy straight to me! i hate fish with bones cause that junk is like needles got dayummm! but anywho, so im lookin at this whole fish like.. "this bout to be banginnnnnn"... i slice into, put a peice into my mouth (no homo) and i began to chew..........
THIS TASTE LIKE REGULAR ASS FISH! nothing different, it taste like some damn fish. F**k fish for now on. All fish taste the damn same! deep fried, boiled, sauteed, steamed, battered up..it all taste like the same damn fish. flounder, catfish, dogfish, dezz nuts fish, TILAPIA! it all taste the damn same no matter what species of fish it is or no matter how its prepared... F**K U TILAPIA

Saturday, August 16, 2008

More baby momma BS

Here we go Again!!!!!! another rapper is taking the fall for not paying child support and the baby mama as usual is complaining that the baby is goin through financial hardships...... what bills does a baby pay? lmao... all a baby wants is a bottle and damn rattle and some candy here and there. Yea Joc...if this is true, u are F**kin up. But, the claim is that he owes only $2000 a month which is chump change compared to what he supposedly makes. so u tell me joc cant afford 2g's a month. righttttttttttttt. well heres the baby momma....


..hmmm thats a nice plasma flat screen TV in the background

im just sayin....

Saturday, July 26, 2008

My FanMade Lu videos

hype williams aint got sh** on me!

Put you on Game


Hurt me Soul